50+ Funny Senior Friendship Quotes to Share With Your Best Friends

“We’ve been friends so long, I can’t remember why we became friends. But I’m glad we did!”

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone. Good thing neither of us can remember what we did yesterday.”

“You’re my best friend because you’re the only one who remembers the stories I’ve already told you three times today.”

“At our age, we’ve forgotten more than most people will ever know. Good thing we have each other to remind us.”

“I called to tell you something important, but now I can’t remember what it was. Call me back when you remember.”

“The best thing about old friends is that we forget our arguments as quickly as we forget where we put our glasses.”

“We’re at that age where our brain says remember this, but our mind says remember what?”

“You know you’re old friends when you can’t remember what you were talking about but you’re still having a great conversation.”

“I treasure our friendship. I just can’t remember where I put it.”

“We’ve been friends so long, our wrinkles have wrinkles. And we earned every single one of them together.”

“Good friends are like diamonds. Old friends are like vintage wine. And we’re more vintage than we’d like to admit.”

“You’re the friend who tells me I don’t look a day over fabulous, even when we both need reading glasses to see each other.”

“We’ve reached the age where happy hour is a nap, and our wild nights end at 9 PM.”

“True friendship means never having to lie about your age. We’re old and we know it.”

“You know you’re lifelong friends when you’ve watched each other go from brunette to blonde to gray, and you still think each other looks great.”

“We’re not old. We’re vintage models with original parts and a few character lines.”

“Best friends don’t care how old you look. They’re too busy trying to remember if they put on their reading glasses.”

“Friends who nap together, stay together. Let’s schedule our next adventure for right after our afternoon rest.”

“We used to stay up all night talking. Now we’re in bed by 8 and call it a wild evening.”

“You’re my favorite person to cancel plans with. Want to not do something together this weekend?”

“Real friendship is understanding when your friend says they’re tired at 7 PM and not judging.”

“We’ve been friends long enough to know that staying home is the new going out.”

“At our age, the only thing we’re chasing is a good night’s sleep and maybe an early bird special.”

“We’re at the age where our idea of a wild night is staying awake past 10 PM.”

“Friends don’t let friends go out after dark. Unless there’s a really good early bird special.”

“You know you’re old friends when making plans means scheduling around doctor appointments and nap times.”

“Our friendship has lasted this long because we both prefer pajamas to party dresses.”

“The best adventures are the ones we have on our couches with a good TV show and snacks we can actually chew.”

“We used to paint the town red. Now we’re just happy if we can find our reading glasses and the TV remote.”

“True friendship is agreeing to meet for lunch at 11 AM because that’s when the restaurant is empty and quiet.”

“You’re my favorite person to call when I accidentally put my phone on do not disturb and couldn’t figure out why no one was calling.”

“We’ve been friends since before the internet. Now we help each other remember our passwords.”

“Best friends don’t judge when you ask for the fifth time how to send a photo.”

“Our friendship survived rotary phones, answering machines, and now smartphones. Nothing can stop us.”

“You know it’s true friendship when they patiently explain how to use emojis without laughing.”

“We may not understand technology, but we understand each other. That’s what counts.”

“We’ve reached the age where our medicine cabinets are more organized than our closets.”

“True friendship is comparing prescriptions and still finding something to laugh about.”

“You know you’re old friends when you spend more time in waiting rooms together than at restaurants.”

“We used to trade recipes. Now we trade names of good doctors.”

“Best friends don’t ask what you did last night. They ask how your back is feeling today.”

“Our friendship is like our joints. It creaks sometimes but still works beautifully.”

“Friends who have matching knee braces stay together. And complain together.”

“We’re at the point where we remember our pills better than we remember birthdays. Good thing we remind each other about both.”

“Our conversations now include a lot of what? and huh? and could you repeat that? But we’re still talking.”

“You’re my best friend because you speak loud enough that I can actually hear you.”

“True friendship is nodding and smiling when you didn’t hear what they said, and they’re doing the same thing.”

“We both need reading glasses to see the menu, but at least we can’t see each other’s wrinkles either.”

“Best friends know that turning up the volume isn’t rude—it’s necessary.”

“Our friendship is strong even though neither of us can see or hear as well as we used to. We just love louder.”

“We’re old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. And we do it together.”

“The best thing about being our age is that we stopped caring what people think. Well, mostly.”

“True friends encourage your bad ideas because at our age, what’s the worst that could happen?”

“We’ve earned the right to be exactly who we are. And who we are is a little bit crazy.”

“Old friends don’t judge. We’ve seen each other at our worst and somehow we’re still here.”

“The older we get, the less we care about being proper. Pass the dessert first.”

“We’re at the age where we have all the answers. We just can’t remember the questions.”

“Life has taught us that calories don’t count when you’re eating with your best friend.”

“We’ve learned that the secret to happiness is good friends, good food, and comfortable shoes.”

“After all these years, we’ve figured out that the best time to do anything is whenever we feel like it.”

“We’ve discovered that you don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.”

“The wisdom of age has taught us that friends are the family we choose. And we chose well.”

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone, especially at our age.”

“We go together like coffee and naps.”

“You’re the peanut butter to my jelly. Both slightly past our prime but still delicious together.”

“Life is better with friends who are just as weird as you are.”

“We’re not old, we’re classic.”

“Good friends are like stars. You can’t always see them, but you know they’re there. Especially if they texted you first.”

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. Old friends can’t remember whose food it was.”

“You’re the friend I’d help hide a body. Not that we could lift one anymore.”

“A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend has lived them with you. An old friend can’t remember them.”

“We’re friends because we both think we’re funny. And we’re right.”